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stand-up comedy, open mic

stand-up comedy, open mic

  “We move through our career stiffly, step by step like in a Noh play with masks, shrieking song: Me, it’s Me! Whoever’s defeated is represented by a rolled-up blanket.” Tomas Tranströmer, The Gallery   Hello. How’s everybody...
Sex, Ice Cream, and Money

Sex, Ice Cream, and Money

    “my idea of divinity in which nothing is merely potential and everything is actual and real” René Descartes A man became free. How did he do it? 1. he prayed and meditated 2. he got high on various and sundry substances and behaviors 3. he...
Ultra-Soft

Ultra-Soft

“In the desert there is no sign that says, Thou shalt not eat stones.” —Sufi proverb, according to Margaret Atwood Lacking the confidence to go braless in a see-through dress, I will not be attending the awards ceremony. Afraid that my attempts to be...
Prove Yourself Lately?

Prove Yourself Lately?

“How would it be to open the picture on a San Francisco street with a series of cuts of upturned faces, some stationary, others moving slowly along, and what they are looking at is an unusual number of sea gulls flying above the buildings of the city. We could...
Notes to Self

Notes to Self

I am the frivolous coyote— I wander about. I have seen Hasjesh-jin’s fire— I wander about. I stole his fire from him— I wander about. I have it! I have it! —Navajo Creation Chant I decided my to give away my old Blackberry since I don’t use it anymore. First I...
Watch What You Tweet

Watch What You Tweet

“I will be performing my identity on limited engagement between birth and death.” —Mat Johnson tweet If you are on Twitter, then you know that a person’s clout and social status are reflected in the proportion of followers to following. If you are...