“If I am on fire, put me out. If you put me out by rolling me on the ground, do not let me roll down a hill. If I do roll down a hill and get stuck under some bushes, just leave me there; you’ve given me enough ‘help’ already.” –Jack Handey ♥Add a Tooltip Text
body worker ≠ sex worker
discomfort ≠ pain
i like you a lot ≠ i love you
vice-president ≠ president
99% ≠ 100%
friendly ≠ flirting
trying your best ≠ winning
getting undressed ≠ getting naked
looking ≠ seeing
giving up = losing